I'm... Rochelle!
Silly and romantic, can be found laughing on most occasions. Rochelles are fond of happy, wise and curious people.
Rochelle's are known to hide under bed covers. Can be coaxed out with friendship or cinnamon.
Rochelle's sometimes emit loud sounds in public places, usually resembling a laugh.
If properly taken care of, a Rochelle will reward you with laughter, music, and companionship. Rochelles make excellent partners in crime.
If you want to repel a Rochelle, mix equal parts vodka and liver, cook for 20 minutes. Rub mixture over your body, avoiding eye area. Let dry [citation needed]
"Ah, yes. I knew a Rochelle once. She was the most wondrous thing that ever happened to me. But I was a young man then. A young, foolish man..."